- I call on the Leader of the Opposition to resign.
The Opposition Leader is charged with:
Conspiring to have John Grant give me a free ute
Manipulating my personal life by having John Grant become my mate
Blackmailing Wayne Swan in to buying a car from John Grant
Hypnotising Godwin Grech in to implicating me and my office and Wayne Swan in scandal
Having the whole of Treasury's senior staff focussed on getting a finance deal for John Grant in the midst of a global credit squeeze
Falsely having updates on Treasury's efforts to secure finance for John Grant sent to Wayne Swan's fax
Standing up in Parliament and doing an impresonation of me and Wayne Swan and denying all knowledge of any efforts to influence assistance for John Grant.
As you can see these are grave charges against the Opposition Leader and he must resign or buy a new Kia from John Grant motors for all his front bench.