Hi I'm Kevin and I'm here to rule the world

I'm not sure why Malcolm snubbed me? I speak Chinese for god's sake.

As Albo and my cheer squad also said, "He's Australian and you always back the Aussie."

Even Backdoor Bill backflipped again and got on board. Reminded me of the good old days, Albo, Chris and Tanya kissing my ass with Bill lurking in the background.

 

One of the saddest days in global history is how it's been described (by me)

 

 

 

World Leaders endorse me as UN Secretary General

What the world needs now is Rudd, sweet Rudd!

I'm back, boy am I back!

The rumours are true, the world wants Kevin to save it. Ban Ki is old news, I for one am over the moon. I've got the numbers to roll him and take over as official Head of the World. Everyone reports to me!

I'll fix things...how about No, Kim Jong un.
Get rid of your frickin islands Xi Jinping or we'll melt them with hot magma.
Leave now President Assad or you'll get a shark with big friggin laser beam up your arse.

Then we'll spend ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS on school halls.

Gotta Zip

When I ruled the world