Saturday, June 29, 2013

Forget Misogyny - we're off to War!

I couldn't stand idly by and watch Australia be sent off to war by Tony Abbott.

For the good of the nation and my own ego I had to act and overthrow the elected leader of Australia. It’s for your benefit remember!

Being PM is all about popularity, it’s a bit like Australia’s Got Talent, and haven’t I got talent! You love me and now you’ve got me back (by popular demand).

On to a point of National interest, as the world‘s leading foreign policy expert I can confirm Tony Abbott’s plans to invade Indonesia and then move stormtroopers across to New Guinea. Not satisfied with his new kingdom, Field Marshall Tony will then invade Poland. I predict his demise on the Russian Front in the winter of 2015.

Think of the impact on Indonesian, PNG & Polish working families, think of the carbon Tony will use?

Thank god I’m back and I love gay marriage now and I’ll move the election from Yom Kippur, so a few Jewish votes will also help.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

You ask for it....and I'm back

The People's Prince returns

It's official Australia - you've been saved

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

I'm only coming back if you all say sorry and say you love me!

Admit it is your fault - you let perfection slip away. Say please and the Messiah may rise!

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Call me a lingering fart - the bad smell that won't go away

I love Geelong and Geelong sure does love me! ... and can you blame them.

Geelong has been kicked in the head, humiliated publically, snubbed by big business and left to rot and I can relate to Geelong.

But I ain't going away. Any chance to dump some Rudd - on a local pavement, in a shopping centre and on the door of parliament and I'm there.

While there's love there's hope.

Like a teenage erection - you can't keep me down!