The rumours are true, the world wants Kevin to save it. Ban Ki is old news, I for one am over the moon. I've got the numbers to roll him and take over as official Head of the World. Everyone reports to me!
I'll fix things...how about No, Kim Jong un.
Get rid of your frickin islands Xi Jinping or we'll melt them with hot magma.
Leave now President Assad or you'll get a shark with big friggin laser beam up your arse.
Then we'll spend ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS on school halls.
When I ruled the world