Fair Shake of the Sauce bottle - The Opposition Leader is worse than a people smuggler

• I call on the Leader of the Opposition to resign.
  
  The Opposition Leader is charged with:
  
  Conspiring to have John Grant give me a free ute
  Manipulating my personal life by having John Grant become my mate
  Blackmailing Wayne Swan in to buying a car from John Grant
  Hypnotising Godwin Grech in to implicating me and my office and Wayne Swan in scandal
  Having the whole of Treasury's senior staff focussed on getting a finance deal for John Grant in the midst of a global credit squeeze
  Falsely having updates on Treasury's efforts to secure finance for John Grant sent to Wayne Swan's fax
  Standing up in Parliament and doing an impresonation of me and Wayne Swan and denying all knowledge of any efforts to influence assistance for John Grant.
  
  As you can see these are grave charges against the Opposition Leader and he must resign or buy a new Kia from John Grant motors for all his front bench.

I have the credibility of a Used Car Salesman

My axis of evil has been extended.

People Smugglers, Gordon Ramsey, RAAF flight attendants, Belinda Neal, Neo Liberals, Banks, CEO’s and False gods remain but I have to add Used Car Salesman.

Two days in row we had screaming babies removed from Parliament.

Today I carried a screaming Swanny out to his carers. I’m actually getting a bit teary myself, but a good night on the spinning wheel should see me come out shining.