Thursday, May 31, 2007

I'm a hybrid sort of guy

I'm taking the lead globally yet again with my Climate Change policy. My personal commitment to throwing away my dignity to drive a Toyota hybrid car just shows the lengths I'll go to get elected. My commitment extends to the removal of Baked Beans and Curries from my diet and a world leading rotation policy on my underpants. 2 flips per week is my motto and my cabinet will follow my lead. Sharan said she's a once a fortnight change anyway and Pete the Greeny says he doesn't wear them. I'm demanding that all interstate and overseas travel be undetaken by hot air balloon - my personal renewable fuel.

Given that I'm a hybrid sort of guy Therese is keeping the 450SL Mercedes V8.

"You're driving dear".

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