It doesn't matter what I do, Australia has fallen in love with me. Therese is now saying the punters don't care about conflicts. She's thinking of buying a broadband cable laying business to get my cable rolled out after the election.
I can't pinpoint when Australia fell in love with me, maybe it was when I sang that song on Sunrise? None the less it's been confirmed by the polls, they love me unconditionally.
Is it my boyhood charm, my humility, that soft insincere tone I use, my regular admissions that "Yes, I'm human - I made another mistake".
All I know is Australia loves me and I love her back.