It's officially year zero, welcome to the new Australia and K Rudd has just been democratically elected PM.
I'm officially wiping my past, new Kevin has risen - the love child of Confucious and Paris Hilton.
Some things never change, I'm still the deluded narcissist I always was.
C'mon Tony, come and debate the masterdebater. I've officially got nothing to hide!
Gotta zip (my ego)