The only way this marriage works is if you all close your eyes and start again.
I'm Kevin 07.1.
The hype, the hope, I can fix everything, I'm the great communicator, man of the people, all round nice guy, global statesman, honest politician, common man and nerd made good. It's as simple as that!
It wasn't me yelling on the video, I didn't abuse the flight attendant or have half my cabinet resign because they think I'm a psychopath. I didn't get any warning letters about Pink Batts, I didn't knife Julia - that's horrible Kevin and he's gone.
Phew - I think you bought it!