My popularity hasn't been this high since I spilled gravy over myself to get the neighbours dog to lick me! I'm your man, I can't even believe it myself - Kevin 07 PM, leader of the free world.
To add to my online presence for all those who can't get enough of the Ruddmeister, I've now got Kevin 07. It's a hip, funky, groovy way for my adoring public to get even more of me and see how few policies I've really got.
Fair dinkum, I'm a bigger online tart than Paris Hilton.