Monday, June 11, 2007

More Commissioners, less Unionists

My staff informed me that petrol prices were polling as the day's big issue. I clearly had no choice but to announce a Petrol Commissioner. I think my new strategy of appointing a new Commissioner to handle the number 1 poll issue of the day is a piece of genius. I've asked Therese to get 50 CV's to me quick. Really, this country is such a basket case I have no choice but to re-invent every institution and practice.

Sharan rang last night, very unhappy. She'd heard my "go jump" comments on Unionists seeking special treatment under a Labor government. "Sharan, it doesn't mean you and Greg won't be in Cabinet", I think that calmed her down. She scares me when she's angry.

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