Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Pipped for the pope - I might need a new gig!

After the first puff of grey smoke I contacted the conclave and offered to break the deadlock. Not to be, although my sources say it went down to the wire. He even looks like me, I'm flattered.

Therese was surprisingly happy with the whole celibacy thing, but Pope Kevin's day may come next time.

Well, I'm again a Great World Leader without any World to lead, surely this can't go on for ever?

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