If there’s an election to be won, I’m an economic conservative. If there’s business to be won over then I’m a free markets guy.
If there’s an economic crisis, then I’m a born again socialist. If the budget’s going in to deficit then I can’t pronounce deficit. If we’re in a recession, then I’ll just call it a slow down.
If there’s a CEO to be kicked then I’m against million dollar CEO salaries....but if I want a Rudd family holiday or a new car then I love million dollar CEO salaries.
I’m a complex sort of guy, a hypocrite? No...maybe just a linguistic gymnast.