My new mate Ben. I've got the pictures of me "showing him the way" right next to me saluting George W and the G8 group shot.
He even pinched my apology.
If anyone ever doubted my status, they can doubt no longer. I know everyone who's anyone - but most of all they can say they know me!
I thought my World Youth Day performance played brilliantly to the Religous vote. Therese said I had a Holy presence - outshone the Pope and his bad Sigfried impersonation.
He may be able to speak 5 languages but he can't speak Mandarin!
Anyway I asked the big guy to pray that Australian's forget all that talk of lower grocery and oil prices and the one computer per child stuff.