I met Hillary today. Aren’t I clever!
I gave Hillary advice on how she could become President of the USA, Leader of the Free World and manage China, because my other new best friend, George (Bush) said I’m a China expert.
I talked for 40 minutes, Hillary said hello and goodbye.
We got on like a house on fire, Hillary is offically one my new best friends, just like Russell (Crowe), Cate (Blanchette), Kirk (Douglas) George (Bush) and Nicole (Kidman).
I think I’ll invite her to my 2020 Summit.