Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Kevin 07 detained in Hospital tour

Kevin 07 was today detained after a policy announcement at a Queensland Mental Hospital during his week long tour of Australia's hospitals.

After his policy speech experienced staff took Kevin 07 away for immediate assessment.

Doctors noted he was "Mildy psychotic, suffering from delusions of grandeur, mixed with extreme bouts of schizophrenia and convenient memory loss."

Kevin 07 was released after fellow inmates complained that he was too weird for them after he had burst into a rendition of the Tax Scales followed by a three hour diatribe on Workchoices.

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