Showing posts with label opposition leader. Show all posts
Showing posts with label opposition leader. Show all posts

Friday, July 12, 2013

Australia's First Opposition Prime Minister

Being the first Opposition Prime Minister is quiet taxing.

I think I've successfully managed to prove I had nothing to do with anything Labor.....ever!
  • I hate Gillard and I actually got rid of her (Abbott couldn't do that)
  • I apologised for the Pink Batts deaths - a stupid scheme run by some terrible former Labor government
  • I'm taking on the Unions and faceless men - those terrible elements of the Labor Party where creepy backbenchers can destabilise the elected Leader for years, then brutally remove them.
  • I talk about the future and hope and what's wrong with this country after 6 years of Labor rule
I was tempted to have the Kevin 07.1 debate the old Kevin on these issues at the Press Club yesterday

Kevin 07.1 is a clean slate - no baggage and no past - reincarnated as the perfect leader who Australia fell in love with in 2007.

We're workshoping new party names and logos to take the election - the new consultative Kevin is open to suggestions, just checking now to see if Abbott has trademarked The Liberal Party