I'm Trading Carbon no matter what

I don't care what everyone else is doing. I don't even care if Global Warming is real. I'm trading carbon not matter what, because it's my one chance of getting re-elected.

Given I've not managed to save the whales, reduce petrol and grocery prices, decrease Interest Rates or kickstart an Education Skirmish, let alone a Revolution I guess soundbites, t-shirts and a slogan can only get you so far.

All I've got for the next election is Global Warming....and I'm praying it doesn't rain until the day after Election Day.

I'm an Al Gore whore

Sitting in Parliament listening to Bob Beige and Peter Garrett rabbit on about Climate change only confirmed my view that the best place for a Greenie was up your nose.

But Hey, that's all changed now and there's votes in it.

My new best mate is Al Gore, ex Vice President of the USA and movie star. I've added him to my Christmas card list with my other new best friends President Hu and George Bush. Al and I are going to make a series of new movies, "An Inconvenient Truth - About Brian Burke", "An Inconvenient Truth - About Scores" (Rated R) and finally, "An Inconvenient Truth - I have no policies" after the election.