Tuesday, August 6, 2013

I can't get by without my Triple A credit rating

How do you think I could pay out all these billions.... not without my Triple A credit card.

We're going so well we've just written down $33billion in revenue, got a slowing economy, stagnant retail sales, unemployment spiking and whacked up taxes. The cut in interest rates only reinforces how great things are.

Phew, did anyone buy that?

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