Thursday, July 30, 2009

Don't be too fussy about a job - become a government minister

With our temporary recession forcing up temporary unemployment, it's important Australian Not Working Children don't become too fussy about what jobs they take.

We can't all be global statesmen fixing the World's problems - that's reserved for me, but as Mark Abib demonstrates we aren't fussy about who makes a government minister. It actually pays to be stupid!

We're creating 50,000 green jobs to replace the million jobs our CPRS is taking out and giving long term unemployed a weekly green outing. After today I think Mark may be amoungst them, so I'll need another semi literate fool to run a ministry.

C'mon kids don't be fussy, you get to wear lots of hard hats and get your head on TV.

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