I saved the Party, if not for me we'd be smaller than the Australian Motoring Enthusiast party.
I've done my job, ditched the witch and saved the furniture. Six years in Opposition gives me time to build my momentum. Ease back in with Kochie, a couple of Project appearances, I may even twerk. Do a backflip on some emerging policy idea, get the kids screaming again, then fire up Twitter with a couple of selfies.
Australia then gets back on the Ruddster, over the top I come and can you believe it, PM for the third time!
If all else fails I'll back door Ban-ki and take over the UN or possibly re write the bible and add that bit about slavery in.
Gotta Zip
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