What’s an Australian Working Family look like?

I’ve spun myself into a lather with all my talk of Australian Working Families (AWF’s). But bugger me I have no idea who they are?

The Lemmings are all following Rudd’s Law and keep referring to AWF’s to justify everything we do.
But I think it’s time I finally defined who AWF’s are?

Here’s my current definition of Australian Working Families.

• They aren’t gay


• They aren’t families who work, if they make more money than others


• They aren't Carers or Pensioners and may not even be a family


• They don’t drive expensive European cars


• They could be a family with kids, but they may not be


• They may speak Mandarin - hopefully


• They can afford big mortgages, but not groceries or petrol


• They may be hurt by petrol prices because they’re driving a big luxury car


• They’re hopefully Union Members


• They don't drink alco pops


• They can be pregnant and work, but not be pregnant and work and be wealthy


• Sometimes they may not even work

• They don't use Solar panels on their homes
  
  There it’s clear, and I have a mandate to protect these people come hell or high water and in due season.